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Teradata Jokes

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Anyone know any Teradata jokes?

 
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hey that's good Roger !

how about those disparaging nicknames that the other O/S tech support gear-heads give us from MVS and unix etc.?

pteradactyl terribledata terrordata [they think they are so clever]

 
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Oh come on you can so better than that...

What did the hippy use to find his way?

A HASH MAP !
 
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