You can be corney from IA, I have a customer there in Peosta, but they are not corney. I do think it is a bit fruity for them to pay my rate to drive from WI to IA to service their equipment, but corporate is in WI, and they write the checks to us, so I say, let em be corney, fruity, or whatever. My check cashes on Friday, so it is all good.
Easy, cheap, that and finding out what the problem is not are the keys to troubleshooting, or so my Dad says.