my $html = get "[URL unfurl="true"]http://www.bloodgate.com/";[/URL]
# would produce the output...
$html = '<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1">
<meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="TRUE">
<meta http-equiv="imagetoolbar" content="no">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="base.css">
<base href="[URL unfurl="true"]http://bloodgate.com/">[/URL]
<title>
Bloodgate
</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#e8e9ff">
<h1>Bloodgate.com</h1>
<p>
Welcome to my personal homepage. Here you will find some of my work,
usually a mixture of art and software:
</p>
<h2>Projects</h2>
<ul>
<li>My current <a href="perl/">Perl</a> projects
(<a href="perl/graph/">Graph::Easy</a> - <small>render graphs as HTML, SVG, ASCII or Unicode art</small>,
<a href="perl/bigint/">Math::BigInt</a>,
<a href="perl/art.html">ArtShow - a photo gallery</a>, ...)
<li>My <a href="photos">photo gallery</a>, photo related <a href="/photo/">articles</a>
</ul>
<h2>Older stuff</h2>
<ul>
<li><a href="/hacking/index.html">Phototainer</a>
<li><a href="asmedit/index.html">ASMEdit</a> - a very old project
<li>See also my <a href="spams/index.html">spam statistic page</a>
<li><a href="lego/index.html">Lego</a> - a very geeky <I>toy</i>
</ul>
<h2>Contact</h2>
<p>
If you want to <A HREF="mail.htm">email</A> me, please use
<A HREF="[URL unfurl="true"]http://www.gnupg.org">GNUPG</A>[/URL] with my <A HREF="tels.asc">public key</A>.
Please see also my <a href="wishlist.html">wishlist</a>.
</p>
<div class="address">
<table width="98%" border=0>
<tr><td>
<small>Created by <a href="/mail.html">Tels</a>:
a very long time ago... Last modified: 2006-03-15
<a href="[URL unfurl="true"]http://www.netcraft.com/whats?host=www.bloodgate.com">[/URL]
Powered by...</a>
</small>
<td align=right>
<a href="[URL unfurl="true"]http://validator.w3.org/check/referer"><img[/URL]
src="img/w3c.png" height="31" width="88"
border="0" alt="Valid HTML 4.01!"></a>
<a href="[URL unfurl="true"]http://petition.eurolinux.org"><img[/URL] src="img/patent_button.png" border="0" ALT="No patents!"></a>
</td>
</tr></table>
</div>
<div class="bottom">
<p align="center">
<A HREF="/img/xenu.png"><IMG SRC="/img/s_xenu.gif" alt="google adword"></A>
<BR>
<A HREF="[URL unfurl="true"]http://slashdot.org/yro/02/03/22/0141250.shtml?tid=153">Censorship</A>[/URL]
is no solution, and never <A HREF="[URL unfurl="true"]http://www.xenu.net/">works</A>,[/URL]
anyway (image, click to enlarge, shows adword for xenu.net on 2002-03-23 10:36 GMT +200, which expired a couple hours later - probably due to the hight amount
of views). (Read the linked slashdot story for details!)
</p>
<p align="right">
<font size=-2>
Please don't click this <a href="/drowns/">link</a>, it's a spambot trap.
</font>
</p>
</div>
</body>
</html>
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