PORT OUT, STARBOARD HOME Success beckons and the unfamiliarity of the gesture leaves me bemused and uncertain. Penguin Books will be publishing my book of this title on 1 July (you may be certain that you run no risk of missing the event). It features and debunks the stories that people invent about the history of words, for example that "golf" stands for "gentlemen only, ladies forbidden", that a "wake" was called that because the guests sat around to check that the corpse didn't wake up, and that "posh" is an initialism for the words "Port Out, Starboard Home" once printed on steamship tickets. British subscribers who take the Daily Telegraph will find it is serialising the book from today for the next 20 Saturdays. It has also been chosen by several book clubs and the advance orders are looking extraordinarily healthy. Might I have accidentally written a best seller? Watch this space for more news in the weeks ahead. US subscribers will have to wait until October this year, when the Smithsonian Institution Press publishes the book under the title Ballyhoo, Buckaroo, and Spuds (no, I didn't choose it, but these are three of the words featured in the book). For more, see
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