hmmm, where is your data that seems to take forever,
Sql, access, mysql, oracle??
my suggestion would be to try and get a simple flat table that is fast to get the detail from, this can all be pre compiled so all you're doing is accessing one record with all required fields in.
Then run some form of update for this table, if in sql, mysql or oracle you can run scheduled procedures to collect the required info and update the page record!!!
Not sure if that helps in any way!! just means that theres no virus issue or anything and just a simple retreival of one record shouldn't slow everything down!!
cheers
daveJam
even my shrink says its all your f#@/ing fault