Should we get out and measure our johnsons next? ;-)
Well, it sounds like you know what you are looking for and are comfortable with putting your faith in their hands. Bravo!

We could swap stories all day long and never agree about this, but that doesn't make me a bad hiring manager, just someone that has different requirements. Besides, I think we agree more than you think we agree.
You ever get a rookie that looks good on paper, but can't just make the cut?
I know that there are very good people out there trying to break into this work. But, cutting their teeth on my time is not acceptable sometimes. I must weigh very carefully a decision to hire someone with very little experience. If I can fit them in and they work out, great. If not, oh well, hit the road--next!
Bitter? No, not at all. I worked my way up and I feel very good about my accomplishments. If anyone along the line ever thought that I was not good enough, I made it a point to correct the problem. I like to think I am very, very good at what I do and what I have accomplished; as I am sure you are. I would also like to think that you didn't take a couple of exams and wound up in a position of authority. I would hope that you bring more to a table than just a couple of pieces of MS/Cisco paper.
What does bug me though is the cram artists that only want to cram for an exam, get the cert, and then claim he is as qualified but still lacks the experience. I have worked side-by-side with them and will now filter them out.
This website is filled with people looking for answers to exam questions; looking for the shortcut. Do you want to hire one of them?
Don't get me wrong. This is a great site for sharing information and knowledge, and I will continue to contribute in anyway I can. But, I will not kid people about what I would like to see in a qualified applicant. I want to see the one who has put forth a little more effort.
Okay. Your turn.
I know what I know and that's all I know. What I don't know I'll find out.