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How many MS engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, Bill redefines darkness as a feature of the product!
"People who have nothing to say, say it too loud and have little knowledge. It's the quiet ones you need to worry about!"
 
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None, MS products do it for you!
:-)
"Information has a tendency to be free. Which means someone will always tell you something you don't want to know."
 
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