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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

RE: QA

Summed up my day very well!bigsmile Except the bit about escaping my desk to get to a bar.

RE: QA

Heh!

RE: QA

Is this the same guy who's glass isn't half-full or half-empty...just the wrong size?

Aspiring to mediocrity since 1957

RE: QA

Had the QA engineer been a lawyer, he might have simply passed it.

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Oppose SOPA, PIPA, ACTA; measures to curb freedom of information under whatever name whatsoever.

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1. Write test plan.
2. Write test plan test.
3. Write test plan test test.
4. Write test plan test test test.
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With business clients like mine, you'd be better off herding cats.

RE: QA

The road to quality has no end......so it's really like a death march.

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

He forgot to order the non-printable characters and smart quotes.

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With business clients like mine, you'd be better off herding cats.

RE: QA

Also forgot to order with Office 2000 installed.

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