Dollie's story reminded me of something a friend told me about. Technically, it's a bumper sticker story, but we don't (yet) have a bumper sticker thread.
This friend came to the U.S. from Ireland. He was driving along one day when he saw a car with a bumper sticker reading "Treat me like the queen that I am." He pulled up next to the car and flipped the lady off (one finger salute, not two for some reason). Her husband rolled down his window and started yelling asking this friend what his problem was. In his Irish accent he answered, "Where I come from, that's how we treat the Queen." The husband started laughing. The wife/driver was not amused.