Two IPhones walk into a bar...

[CarGoSki]

So there is a commercial on tv where John Malkovich talks to Siri and asks it to tell him a joke.
Siri says "Two iPhones walked into a bar.." No punch line and he laughs.

Well that is the worst joke ever. So I would like to offer a punch line or two.

... and complained that their users were insensitive and all thumbs.
... and were thrown out for public display of affectionate tethering

 

[CarGoSki]

Two iPhones walk into a bar a received a poor reception.
Two iPhones walked into a bar and were arrested for playing with their mobile hot spots.
Two iPhones walked into a bar. One is a Chuck Noll fan and the other is a Mike Tomlin fan. And they both hate Terry Bradshaw.

 

[CarGoSki]

Two iPhones walk into a bar to get a laptop dance.

 

[tlpeter]

Two iPhones walk in to a bar and get refused to enter, it is Android night!

BAZINGA!

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

 

[CarGoSki]

Two iPhones walk into a bar and search tek-tips to get mobility from IPO to work.

 

[DigitelD]

Two iPhones walk into a bar, stay for a while, walk out and get capped by the Androids.

SHK Certified (School of Hard Knocks)
NCSS, ATSP/IP

 

[intrigrant]

Two iPhones walk into a bar and they get locked, why?



Apple doesn't allow iPhones in a bar.

If it ain't dutch it ain't much

 

[CarGoSki]

Two iPhones walk into a bar looking for Jobs.
Two iPhones walk into a barber shop and were cut by Razrs

 

[tlpeter]

Two iPhones walk in to a bar and have a flashback.

BAZINGA!

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

 

[SoGaIPO]

And leave in the pocket of a CNet employee.

 

[CarGoSki]

Two iPolitician phones walk into a bar and order friends and family circle talk.

 

[Greybeard191]

two iPhones come into a bar, and one of them is sitting on top of an android phone. The other iPhone points to the android and asks the teetering iPhone 'what's that'? The precariously perched iPhone answers 'I don't know, but it started out as a boil on my bum'.

GB

 

[CarGoSki]

Two elder bed ridden iPhones are pushed into a bar hoping for mobility.