I'm sorry.
My mistake. The <PRE> tag wasn't depricated. The width attribute of the <PRE> tag was. Sorry for the confusion!
*cLFlaVA
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A pirate walks into a bar with a huge ship's steering wheel down his pants.
The bartender asks, "Are you aware that you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrr! It's driving me nuts!