Mind over Matter 2

[SkipVought]

A mystic goes to the dentist for a nasty root canal.

The oral surgeon offers to put the psychic out of his misery with a powerful anesthetic.

The clairvoyant refuses, in his determination to go it without drugs, stating,

“I will transcend dental medication!”


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[donbott]

Prime minister Ghandi was known for wilking all the time, and given the state of Indian roads and the fact he was barefoot took it's yoll on his feet. He had a very simple diet, some vegitables and rice, which kept him going but just barely it seems. Also, the diet and the native spices gave him very bad breath.

All this made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis


sorry

 

[ESquared]

What's yoll?

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(Reputation is what other people think about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.)

 

[SkipVought]

E,

donbott is vexed by phat phingers!

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[chessbot]

ESquared:

Probably "took its [red]toll[/red] on his feet."

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"So it goes."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

 

[craigsboyd]

With all that "wilking" around, it was bound to!

http://www.sweetpotatosoftware.com

 

[ESquared]

Of course I knew he meant toll. But yoll sounded like such a cool new word, I had to harass him.

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It is better to have honor than a good reputation.
(Reputation is what other people think about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.)

 

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wilk 'n' yoll

Could it replace ...???

Naaaaaaaa!

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[chessbot]

vegitables?
not veg[red]e[/red]tables?

--Chessbot

"So it goes."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

 

[craigsboyd]

Yes, vegitables are higher in Vitamin I than their more well known counterparts. Vegans have been extolling the health benefits of vegitables for years.

http://www.sweetpotatosoftware.com

 

[chessbot]

1 entry found for yoll.
yoll

\Yoll\ (y[=o]l), v. i. To yell. [Obs.] --Chaucer.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

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"So it goes."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

 

[chessbot]

wilk

\Wilk\, n. (Zo["o]l.) See Whelk. [Obs.]


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


wilk

wilk: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary


Source: On-line Medical Dictionary, © 1997-98 Academic Medical Publishing & CancerWEB

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"So it goes."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five