Making an Impression.... In an Elevator

[ESquared]

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

[ol][li]Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"[/li]
[li]Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.[/li]
[li]Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"[/li]
[li]Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.[/li]
[li]Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.[/li]
[li]When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.[/li]
[li]Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.[/li]
[li]On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.[/li]
[li]Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"[/li]
[li]When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"[/li]
[li]Meow occasionally.[/li]
[li]Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.[/li]
[li]Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.[/li]
[li]Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.[/li]
[li]Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.[/li]
[li]When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"[/li]
[li]Say "Ding!" at each floor.[/li]
[li]Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.[/li]
[li]Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.[/li]
[li]Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."[/li]
[li]Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."[/li]
[li]Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.[/li]
[li]Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.[/li]
[li]Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.[/li][/ol]

 

[sleipnir214]

In a sociology class I once took, the professor recommended a fun sociological experiment you can perform on an elevator.

The experiment requires yourself and two accomplices.

Go to a tall, multi-story hotel. Have your observer board the elevator at the top floor of the building during a busy elevator-use time.

You will get on the elevator a few floors below. You and the observer will ignore one another.

Have your second accomplice get on the elevator about half-way down, when the elevator has begun to fill. Then strike up a conversation like the following:

You: Hi, you're kind of cute.
Accomplice: You're not so bad yourself.
Y: Do you like sex?
A: I love sex. You?
Y: I do, too. I have a room on the [lowest floor with guest rooms] floor. Do you want to go there and have sex?
A: Sure!

Push the button for the appropriate floor. You and your second accomplice will get off the elevator there.

Then your observer can watch reactions of your fellow elevator-riders.




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[SQLSister]

I think 21 is my personal favorite!

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