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Haiku 9

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gbaughma

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I have realized
That I have a knack for this;
Writing the Haiku
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You asked for a page
I gave you a 404
Isn't the web great?
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For I equals 1
While I is less than 7
Increment the I
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Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
poignant has two, but
ephemeral has two more
syllables, one less
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Purple star, nice, ta.
Talk Like a Pirate Day! Aarrr!
My planks have goosebumps!
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this valuable
post! Inappropriate post?
If so, Red Flag it!
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Inappropriate?
Perhaps, but won't red flag it.
I'll leave it alone.


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
Ah! Happiest day!
Friday has now come at last!
Hooray for weekends.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
I don't hate Haiku
I just don't understand it
Wait, maybe I do
 
A thread I started
With many clever replies
Still no star for me.

lol



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
A
star.gif
is your wish,
So, please accept this from me.
You so deserve it.


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 

A master is proud
When students and followers
surpass him in skill

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a constellation -
apostles and acolytes
enlighten our lord
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Without a headline
meaningless articles are
just unclassified
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<idle thought>

If Haiku must be
5-7-5, then tell me
What would be "Low-ku"?

</idle thought>

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
The star is all mine!
And no one can take it back!
Thank you, Mufasa!

:D



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
Greg is happy now
stars surround his Haiku thread
A nova for him
 
Too many seconds
spent trying to outdo Greg
I concede defeat

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
 
Friday is the day
For planning weekend fun day
But I have to work

[bugeyed]
 
I've got new work stuff
But I've had no real training
Never mind, it's Friday

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
My back is hurting.
I twisted it when I fell.
Now, chiropractor.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
Chiropractor's busy!
I am a proctologist.
Let me help you, sir.
 
Did I say "busy"?
I meant "out". Now lie down, sir,
Facing the wall, please.
 
probing for haiku
dark, dark, careful with that axe
Eugene was my friend

< 60 50 40 working days until retirement; with 87 accumulated sicks days. Know what? I am not feeling well.
 
The proctologist
Just gave me fantastic news!
They have found my head.

;)



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
I have three cats, too.
They are too young to know the
Can opener sound.

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Fancy Feast can pops.
Smokey, Georgette, and Whisper
Appear like magic.

-- Francis
Et cognoscetis veritatem, et veritas liberabit vos.
 
had two cats before
coyotes visited me
now I have one cat

if I have the chance
to do some hiding at night
coyotes will die

< 60 50 40 working days until retirement; with 87 accumulated sicks days. Know what? I am not feeling well.
 
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