Powell's little-known blog entries:
July 23rd -
Those cell-phone guys are such whiners. It's always "I paid 5 billion for this frequency, and where's my customers?" and "Some jerk in a plane was talking to his girlfriend and messed up my system". Go tell it to the FAA, you loser.
July 26th -
Does anyone really use their home phones anymore? I know I don't. I called up AT&T and told them I wanted to drop their service. Next thing you know, they issue a press-release about how they're getting out of the residential long-distance business. Ooops.
July 26th (afternoon) -
Wife called. I have to cut the grass when I get home.
July 26th (afternoon) -
Now she wants me to pick up some milk at the store. jeeze.
July 31st -
Stupid kids making prank calls at 2 in the fricking morning. I'll show them -- I'll get Congress to make it illegal for minors to use mobile communications devices. No driver's license, no cellphone. That's the law.
Aug 2nd -
Katie Couric interviewed me. What a hottie.
Aug 3rd -
Ted Turner called. He's got an idea for another TV channel, but wants the "Turner Classic Movies" name back from Time-Warner. What can I do about it? I'm not going to cheese-off those guys. The wife will complain about not getting to watch "ER". Plus, he'd just colorize more movies so that John Wayne has green teeth again.
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