Daffinitions 7

[SilentAiche]

Ceremony to Cure Illiteracy: The "can't write right rite"

Ceremony to Cure Aviation Pioneers' Illiteracy: the "why can't the Wrights write right rite?"

Percolate: "not making the coffee on time"

Party-giver Reminders: "Host-It Notes"

Sediment: "Speaking as a breath freshener...

detriment: "Anything that makes your breath worse...

Enjoy!

THanks,
Tim

 

[SilentAiche]

More, even though no one seems to care...

syrupticous: the secret maple saucing of someone else's pancakes

mass turbation: term rejected by the auto industry to reflect the wide acceptance of super-chargers...

 

[trollacious]

Pandemonium: a bunch of black and white bears creating chaos.

Lee

 

[tsdragon]

Tandemonium: the chaos caused by riding a bicycle built for two in public.


Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[Dimandja]

Profane: vulgar language used by football hooligans.

Condiment: Bush cabinet addition.

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[donbott]

Car-b-que: flaming fords and charred chevys

reintarnation: the belief that when you die you will come back as Gabby Hayes

DonBott

 

[BocaBurger]

comics.com BC

Irrelephant Large grey animal that has nothing to do with other animals.

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[Dimandja]

Schema: soap-opera vixen.
Juniority: inherited rank.

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[SilentAiche]

headsitation: pausing to think before doing something

deja-doo: that strange feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've seen this crap before

Tim

 

[BocaBurger]

Paradocs = 2 MDs who don't agree on a simple diagnosis.

Oxymoron = Someone who buys detergent from an infomertial.

inaccupuncture = sticking pins in the wrong places.



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[CajunCenturion]

Oxymoron -- That's funny.

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[BocaBurger]

If they were all gems, I would be headlining in Vegas



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[tsdragon]

Boca: when you head for Vegas don't forget to take a paradise to gamble with.


Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[SilentAiche]

And we all know, you can't headline anywhere without a corduroy hat...

Tim

 

[mscallisto]

paneling: pan of small Chinese "ling" fish

 

[BocaBurger]

Ling, ling?"

"Herro?"

Gong He Fa Cai! Year of the Rooster.



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[Dimandja]

Tofu: barely chewable entree.

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[BocaBurger]

Yikes! Who makes your tofu? Even deep fryed it is relatively soft.

Toefu = Martial art where fermented scent of unwashed toes is used as a weapon.

Kongfu = martial art of large gorillas.

Tonguefu = martial art of politicians.
Tonguefu = martial art of cunning linguists.



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[SilentAiche]

BocaBurger: I like your last group. Fu for thought, indeed.

Recollection: recalling that time when the preacher passed the plate twice

Tim

 

[mscallisto]

megabyte a huge bite
megahertz a giant headache
baud rate a measure of uninterest
microsoft a little soft

I could go on and on and on