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Clients From Hell
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I used to work in priting an trust me I can vouch for all those type of requests...
Most common was doing local magazines. You'd sent them the A3 (or A4) layouts as they will be printed. Always we got, can the gap in the middle be smaller.
Or Page one is next to page 13 and page two is next to 12 etc...(don't do the Maths I made them up).
We gave up in the end and started to print one off copies, fold them, then send them off in the post.
Sigh.....
Robert Wilensky:
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Most common was doing local magazines. You'd sent them the A3 (or A4) layouts as they will be printed. Always we got, can the gap in the middle be smaller.
Or Page one is next to page 13 and page two is next to 12 etc...(don't do the Maths I made them up).
We gave up in the end and started to print one off copies, fold them, then send them off in the post.
Sigh.....
Robert Wilensky:
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
PaulBricker
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Chris, I put that link in my favorites, and now I start almost everyday catching up on the latest posts. It can remind you just how good you've got it sometimes.
Paul
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A site that is along the same lines that other have mentioned on tek-tips before:
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See also which is aimed mainly at design and web items.
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