My head is sore from banging it against a wall. I hope I'm overlooking something simple.
Here is my scenario. New install, 500V2, 7.0.12, VM Pro 7.0.19, One-X portal. VMP/OneX on the same Windows 2008 R2 server, 6 GB RAM, crapload of drive space. Fresh load of server 2008, no applications...