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MATRiV Gladifourtor "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

American 1.5707963267948966192313216916398 "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Probably just wanted to metre customers "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Just seen in a scrap merchant The spell-check didn't flag it so it must be correct... "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

I've just seen "configurated" in a piece of software -- Gaah -- have they no shame? Talking of TV news... It really annoys me when they say "See you tomorrow..." or similar. No they won't. I might see them or, for the picky, an image of them but they won't see me. "If it could have gone...

Right click on desktop -> Graphics Properties -> Rotate Display -> Landscape flipped or Ctrl+Alt+Down [flip] "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Should that be "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with hallitosis"... "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Here lies the body of Harold Day Who insisted on his right of way He was right, dead right, as he sailed along But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey get out! We don't want your type in here!" "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

You have tasted two worms; leave by the town drain and A well boiled icicle Supposedly, many of his phrases were actually coined by students. I have heard that he accidently spilt a salt cellar and poured wine on it which is a whole new dimension to Spoonerisms "If it could have gone wrong...

err.. "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

River Avon "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

A dinosaur with only one eye? "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

There's no 'f' in 'payrise' either "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

Still one of the funniest sketches of all time "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary