Recent content by fuckoff222

Okay if this were Java I would be done by now. But PHP just seems really cumbersome at times. The REQUEST_URI element in the _SERVER array returns the relative document server path, including the filename. So instead of /dir/dir2, it gives me /dir/dir2/file.ext . How can I get rid of the...

Hello All, What I want to do is make a conditional action (IF) based on the current URL of where the user is on my website. If possible I would like it to be based on the relative web URL, for example /dir1/ , and not a server path. Also, I need the condition to be true in any other...

Holy crap it worked! And then I used fread() to read the contents. I have been searching forever for a solution to this problem! Do I need to close the file after I am done with it? Are there any risks in not closing? Do we even close files in PHP (I am a Java person).

I suppose I should have mentioned this: The URL I am calling contains data in the URL. Error: Warning: fopen(./cgi-bin/coranto/viewnews.cgi?id=EEEpplAFEZaVeFkzzX&tmpl=getfullname): failed to open stream: No such file or directory That happened when I tried to include or require that URL...

Hello Folks, What I am trying to do here, is store the results of a virtual() include in to a variable. I am using virtual, as opposed to require or include, because the file must run through apache first, as it has perl code. But the file returns simple one string of text, a name. Is there...